Ask the Wizard

Four “Professors” make themselves available for consultation. Choose one and ask him about current events; try and sell him cryptocurrency or drugs; learn to overcome objections by trying to sell him a used car; quiz him about politics, or Roman history; ask for advice about your love life. Ask him ANYTHING - he will tirelessly offer his best (and sometimes amusing) advice.

If you want the Wizard to become cryptic and mysterious, ask him about the Zodiac. If you have a friend that knows astrology, who can interpret the Wizard’s responses, get them to ask the Wizard why Ursula Major, or Orion are not represented in the Zodiac. For advanced users, compare and contrast the Western Zodiac with the Chinese Zodiac; the Wizard is as retiring as he is forthcoming on other issues.

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